The Dark Knight XXX: A Porn Parody features a better Batman costume than its mainstream counterpart, a Catwoman who can actually kick ass, a Bane who can give his Hollywood counterpart a run for his money, and a Joker who's creepier than the late screen legend. Giovanni Francesco delivers a star-making turn as Batman/Bruce Wayne, lured out of seclusion at a lodge in the wintery wilderness by Catwoman to save Gotham from Bane's terrorism. But let's be honest, fight scenes aren't at the top of the list of what people look for in their smut and the biggest selling point of this baby is almost certainly Ashley's debut dipping of her toes into the boy/girl pool. Everyone delivers the goods in this dvd. Penny Pax does a breakout job in the part of Batgirl, including performing a very acrobatic anal scene opposite a terrific Brendon Miller as the Joker. An equally terrific Brian Street Team as Nightwing has a steamy session in a factory basement with a scintillating-looking Dani Jensen as Poison Ivy and brand-spanking newcomer Christy Mack, donning the magical top hat of Zatanna, gives John Constantine a private demonstration in her dressing room of her astounding dick-down-the-throat routine. For those disappointed by Dark Knight Rises-and there are many-this may serve as a refreshing antidote. For others just seeking some red-hot Bat-action, they'll be downright enthralled. Either way, the ending leaves things wide open for a sequel, so expect more Dark Knight dirtiness to come! Cast: Penny Pax, Dani Jensen, Aiden Ashley, Christy Mack, Andy San Dimas, Giovanni Francesco, Brendon Miller, Brian Street Team, Clarke Kent, Derrick Pierce, Tom Byron
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