Where do Private find such nasty girls, willing to do such nasty sex? The answer, according to director Frank Thring, is The Academy, a special finishing school where porn starlets are groomed and taught the tricks of the trade from English elocution to the art of a good ass fucking. The cast includes ten stunning girls from the Czech Republic, Hungary, Romania, and Slovakia, all with natural boobs. Dress them in skintight, cleavage-enhancing vinyl and hip boots. Throw in plenty of anal sex and even more messy facials. Let the dvd run for two and a half hours without ever getting boring, and the result will look exactly like The Academy. One has to laugh when crazy British director Frank Thring coaches the girls in diction by having them repeat over and over "Ooh, aah, stick it in my ass big boy." The girls in the academy graduate with honours. They are ever-so-easy on the eyes, and even easier in the sack, though there isn't a bed to be found anywhere. Sex happens on the couch, on the floor, around the pool, but never in the bedroom. Cover girl Silvia Saint is a flaxen-haired knockout who resembles the Swiss Miss but all grown up and wearing fetish gear. Set against the lush backdrop of the Cote d'Azur and the Cannes Film Festival, The Academy is a true porn epic - delivering no less than 15 anals, 4 double penetrations, and 24 facial cumshots. Cast: Daniella Rush, Lea de Mae, Monica Moore, Monika Sweetheart, Sandra Russo, Silvia Saint, Zita
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