There's more genetic material being sprayed around in Sperm Splattered 2 than at a salmon spawning ground. And, good grief, these chicks might start out looking pristine, but they end up looking horrifyingly messed up before things end. Well, it's been said that good sex isn't pretty and if you don't make a dirty wreck of things, you did something wrong. These folks did something right, in other words. Standouts include rookie babe Lindsay Kay and the amusingly named Crystal Clear. What, exactly, is crystal clear? That she's a slut? Good job, girls! Now, here's a towel. Go clean yourselves up. You look frightful. Cast: Lindsay Kay, Kylee King, Kyanna Lee, Crystal Clear, Emily Evermore, Johnny Fender, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, Joe Blow, Mike Hash, Juan Cuba, Joey Lawford, D-Snoop, Steve James
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