Piss Mich Voll, Du Sau! 3 (Piss Me Full, You Slag! 3) keeps the flow going (to coin a phrase) in this German dvd series (could they be termed slasher movies?) If, like us, you're a big fan of that heavy-handed way the Germans have, then you'll love the dvd cover notes ("I can piss enough to make any mouth overflow!") You'll enjoy the actual images even more. First up are two attractive young women, sitting chatting in a stylishly modern living-room. They are slender and have beautiful long hair. When a guy arrives, he soon has his dick out, and suddenly starts peeing on the blonde girl! He drenches her top, and she swallows what seems like a pint or two before the jet of piss subsides. He gets a suck as a thank-you. Then the girls decide to stand up, ease their knickers off (or to one side) and pee on him, and on each other! There is also, needless to say, quite a bit of shagging - and the two girls get intimate. In another scene, a big chubby dominatrix in a dark cellar has at least two men-slaves. We say "at least", because there's a master of ceremonies who also seems to take his orders from the butch bird. Her fanny has more rings on it than Elizabeth Taylor's left hand, and she pisses into a funnel so that the slave underneath her can drink her piss through the spout! However, our favourite episode features a superbly beautiful oriental girl, who gets up to all sorts of amusing antics. First, the man standing beside her (she is squatting on someone's face) pisses on her for what seems like an hour. That guy could out-hose a decent-sized fire brigade! Her skin is shining with piss, and she swallows gallons of the stuff. However, the best bit comes when she dons a helmet fitted with two drinking-glasses, and a tube leading to her mouth! Now the guys can pee into the glasses, and she can suck piss to her heart's content! How strange those German people are. The dvd cover notes again - "Here, the champagne doesn't come out of bottles - we decant it through our cocks and cunts!" Don't you just love it?
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