Sitting in a puddle of one's own jizz after stroking to a porn movie can cause feelings of shame and emptiness. It's a condition the good folks at Private Video tackle head-on with each new release. Rather than shoot their videos in their mother's basement, Private takes viewers away from their reality to visit exotic, breathtaking locations that they may have only seen in an Indiana Jones movie. The African island of Madagascar is the setting for the story in Dangerous Sex. Sexy cocksucker Jamie Brooks, playing a Steve Irwin-esque host, provides many interesting facts about Madagascar. For example, Brooks informs us that Madagascar is the third largest island in the world, behind Australia and Greenland, and has a population of 25 million people. Cynics will say it's just the tits, but Brooks makes learning fun! International movie star Tony Willis joins Brooks on a quest to document Madagascar's last crocodile park. The crocs are real. But, it's man-eater Jemstone who swallows Willis whole. Utilising her truly magnificent breasts and gift of gag, Jemstone woos Willis beachside. When Willis wakes up from a postcoital slumber, he discovers she has delivered him to a vengeful acquaintance from the past. Although not integral to the plot, Sharka Blue and Katy Caro are every bit as compelling while having their colons twisted onboard a yacht out in the deep blue. Thanks to Private, viewers can now learn fascinating facts and travel the world while masturbating safely at home. That beats the hell out of watching the Travel Channel or Animal Planet! Cast: Sharka Blue, Justine Ashley, Jamie Brooks, Diana Gold, Katy Caro, Jemstone
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