Did you hear the one about the bored housewife whose husband would rather watch a solar eclipse than fuck her? If you think you've just about heard it all, there may be a couple of gimmicks in this Ben Dover installment that'll pull the rug out from under you and give you a chuckle or two, besides. Suzanne (Sarah Beattie), the solar widow, proves that for rich, full-bodied flavor, there's nothing like older lady ass as she runs off into the bushes with Ben for a quickie during an eclipse, then hightails it back to Ben's studio for a full-moon gangbang with a construction guy and his buddies. A furniture moving gimmick lands Pascal and Bob in the ass of Tracy Williams, a cute, strawberry blonde who wears Mr. Peabody-style glasses but takes it in the face like a true bukkake scholar. While every scene in this edition has its celebratory moments of ass cramming, the real toe-tapper comes when pixieish redhead Nina, with the Peter Pan tits, gets a torpedo up her poop deck from one of Ben's cohorts who's dressed like a naval officer for the occasion. Crystal is a blonde in her fortiess. Her fantasy is to perform a strip in front of an audience and to give a live sex show, and she gets her wish in a bar with about eight men in the audience including Pascal, who joins her on stage. Kelly is a mature blonde, supposedly a solicitor, who strips and sucks off Ben on a station platform, then has sex with Pascal and Bob in a hotel room including double penetrations and facials. British Housewives Fantasies 3 is a true British amateur masterpiece. Cast: Crystal, Kelly, Nina, Sarah Beattie (as Suzanne), Tracy Williams
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