Mickey G, as the director of the Sensual Cable Network, orders his employees in for a big meeting in United Colors Of Ass 3. Ratings are down. We need some sordid gratuitous counter-programming, and we need it fast!, he yells. April decides to take matters into her own hands. While the boss wastes company time diddling with Leanni, she goes behind his back to produce a blockbuster pilot portraying erotica from a woman's perspective. She titles her secret project after that long-forgotten Benetton slogan. When India initiates sex with her swimming pool repair man in the first photoplay and gets it in the ass, ratings go up and Mickey's uptight patriarchal sphincter gets the boot. This is skilled, technically smooth porn. Ideally, viewers should not notice camera angles and transitions. True to this ideal, the United Colors editor, Raymond Allen, leads the viewer's eye naturally from visual to visual. It's a balance that hits the spot. Despite some messy facials, the plot's feminist message will offer this more weight with couples than with the unattached onanist. Cast: Leanni Lei, India, April Flowers, Devinn Lane, Jessica Drake, Kristen, Chris Cannon, Julian St. Jox, Mickey G., Todd Alexander
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