This Uniforms 3-dvd set from Relish includes three great British dvds - Maid's In Britain, Maids In Britain 2: Maid To Pleasure, and Weapons Of Mass Satisfaction. Through Maid's In Britain, Relish take a peek into the lives of six different maids and their outstanding efforts in the service industry. First up is the The Great British Barmaid - these girls are always ready with a cheeky wink or a sly sexual innuendo. Cocktails to quench any thirst are always on the menu and service with a smile is guaranteed. In the Room Maid, though very naughty indeed, we look at life between the sheets. This dirty little maid is one of the best in the business ever since working someone's passage to London; she has built up quite a reputation for being the dirtiest cleaner around. In a uniform like this, it's not just the room that's tidy. The House Maid - this foreign lovely has little understanding of English or the minimum wage. The Madame of the house suspects nothing, but secretly her maid would love to give her knobby employers a good polishing, especially where the husband is concerned. Meet the maid we all hate - The Meter Maid. This wanton warden has implemented her own special payment scheme and our poor British motorist has to dip his own nine inch meter stick in a new form of ticket payment. After appealing to her chocolate hole he gets off with a mouth full. Finally, the Maid of Honour and the Bridesmaid. These bitchy maids have had their eyes on the groom and best man for some time and are about to do something a little less honourable. Shame on you girls! In Maids In Britain 2: Maid To Pleasure, Relish continues their peek into the lives of six different maids and their outstanding efforts in the service industry, both domestic and public! Fishing - the one sport where man can truly be alone to play with nature. A man, his flies, his rod. Will the master baiter make a big splash, will he reel in a bottom feeder, or will Mother Nature reveal more than just a fishy tale? Cue a mermaid! The tea maid is about to get an old-fashioned bollocking from Miss Management for dishing up a hot and steamy serving to one of the suits in the office. Once Miss Management has metered out her punishment, they will be dunking more than just their biscuits! This poor housewife spends all day dreaming about getting away from it all. The strangest things can spark her off, and today she dreams of getting down and dirty at the dairy as a milk maid. A young hopeful is trying to make a French connection at the Eyeful Academy For French Maids. Under the watchful gaze of Monsieur Eyeful himself, she will learn how to become a boner-fied French Maid. Lets hope she pays attention, because he will spray 'zis only once! In days of old, knights bold would try to win the hearts of fair maids in bouts of combat. With plenty of thrust and parry, these knights would fight to the death. Will this turn out to be a Knight-mare? Or will this faint tart be one fair lay? The usual top class Relish action in this brand new release. In the final disc, Weapons of Mass Satisfaction, Private Sauce has been charged with double-dealing and deception. Captain Flash-Flies is in charge and Private's Moon and Flute are standing by ready albeit half cocked. Private Sauce demands a fag as her last request, but hey, it's not that kind of movie. Instead she settles for a last meal of truncheon meat. "Left, right, left right, mess tins at the ready plenty of sauce to go round. Quick munch!" What's the most dangerous thing in the British army? An officer with a map! Or so the saying goes. Corporal Dipstick is learning to map read and thinks that Major Plonker is leading her to the NAFFY. Unbeknown to Dipstick, Plonker has different plans and is in fact leading Dipstick right into her pink love trench for some major commando manoeuvres. Pinned down by enemy fire, Lieutenant Lightweight is holding it firm in his foxhole when he's hit and cries out for a medic. Fortunately for him, Nurse Dish crawls in to aid his recovery. With the noise of battle all around, Dish brings Lightweight back to life with a bit of spit and polish. Lightweight returns the favour by digging deep into Nurse Dish by generously penetrating her behind her lines. Bailing out behind enemy lines is a tricky business, but for lucky rear gunner Bob Lancaster it's all in a days work. Not only does he find a handy haystack to hide in, but also a couple of young peasant girls randomly lunching on their cunt boxes. Having been exposed, the rear gunner introduces himself to the young lovelies and sets about realising a couple of bouncing bombs into their dams. Sergeant Shrapnel is instructing Private's Shower and Shapely to the new ordinance. Grenades, mortar shells and missiles all need to be recognised and tested from back to front! Shapely is a willing recruit and Shower readily provides support. Shrapnel barks the orders and handles her logistics! 15 hot scenes and nearly 400 minutes of pure hardcore British porn - and all for only £25. Cast: Angie George (non-sex role), Candy, Jenny Loveitt, Michelle Barrett, Sara Nice, Taylor Morgan, Magda Polak, Gisselle, Poppy Morgan, Roxy Jezel, Alexis Silver, Dirty Dog, James, Pete Le Meat, Pascal, Tony De Sergio, Steve Hooper, Alyssa Jenkins, Angel Long, Belle, Jessica Love, Karina Clarke, Sasha Paris
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