No relation to any real-life footie philanderer we might know, but John Cherry: Cocksure Captain is always on the lookout for world-class crumpet even though he has a very tasty missus at home. In the opening scene of this hilarious and very sexy porno spoof, wicked WAG Stacey Lacey sneaks off to cheat on her football hero hubby with his team captain John Cherry. They have no-holes-barred sex in John's plushy penthouse and he sticks one in the back of her nets. But while hubby John's away, his sexy blonde wife Karlie Simon gets it on with a well-hung window cleaner - and no, it's not Robin Askwith. He works up a right lather, and that's not Windolene he sprays at the end! Meanwhile, sex-mad football groupie Michelle Moist is working as a club masseuse, and she can't wait to get her hands on John Cherry's stiff parts. The cocky captain shows how much of a player he really is as he keeps it tight in her box. Sexual superslut Angel Long is the next beauty up for some end-to-end action with top England players Wayne Bulge and Frank Limpard. Every hole's a goal in an erotic gym session that's a classic of its kind. Finally, randy John has employed the stunning Shay Hendrix as a French Maid, and he reaps the benefits when he discovers Shay getting it on with his bisexual missus, Karlie Simon. Of course he gets to join in, leading to the best three in a bed action since the last series of Bullseye! No wonder they call it the beautiful game - everybody scores! Cast: Shay Hendrix, Karlie Simon, Stacey Lacey, Michelle Moist, Angel Long, Others
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