As Lee Harvey Oswald might have put it, there was a time when Texas was fun - when the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders ruled the NFL, the oil barons of TV's "Dallas" were fodder for daily gossip and Texan bush was epitomised by Debbie Does Dallas. These days, of course, Bush from Texas isn't regarded quite so fondly. But Dallas School Girls brings back the glory days of the Lone Star state! When three former female school chums reunite and reminisce about their high school days, it's one cock-sucking flashback after another. A young Ron Jeremy and John Holmes (as Johnny Wadd), he of the telegraph pole for a dick, give this flick some extra appeal. Verdict: Good addition to the Classics department of your collection. Cast: Tiffany Clark, Bobbi Jackson, Misty Regan, Samantha Fox, Tara Aire, Eric Ryan, Johnny Wadd, George Payne, Ron Jeremy, Ron Hudd
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