Talk about a Jolly Roger! Ocean-going adult features are no longer rare, but Captain Hooker & Peter Porn has a unique twist: it's set during the 1700's, aboard a pirate ship, where the question inevitably arises, "who's watching the stern?" Well, the answer is, just about everybody. The captain dallies with Patricia (Krista Lane), a serving wench bound for the New World, while the first mate Cutlass Jack (Steve Drake) strips the bloomers off shipmate Cobra (Viper), exposing her lovely full-torso tattoo and proceeds to shiver her timbers. Krista Lane continues to prove herself one of the best actresses currently making XXX films. She lends a startling realism to her colonial "lady in waiting" character, and her performance about midway through the video with the pirate crewman is just phenomenal. Following closely is Shanna McCullough's scorching number with Captain Billy Dee. Plot be damned! The action never stops. Completing the cast of lovelies is Shone Taylor as Molly Malone, Captain Billy's other girlfriend. The only reason her big scene isn't quite as hot as the others is that it's not as long, but it abounds in sexual energy. And that's barely done when Krista and Shanna settle in for some girl/girl action. Well, we never do find out what happens to the plot, but by the time that rolls around, it'll be the last thing on your mind. This is one dvd to enjoy with your lover close at hand. Cast: Krista Lane, Shanna McCullough, Steven Drake, Billy Dee, Nikki Knights, Viper, Shone Taylor
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