A terrific double pack of two Buttman classics from 1992 and 1993. The weakest of the sex scenes in Buttman Goes to Rio 3 Oh is better that anything you’re likely to find in the current spate of adult productions. The Brazilian women in this tape have a blunt, almost homely quality that’s offset by two factors - their round butts, and the fact that they’re compliant, but exuberant passion dolls. Boy, does attitude count for a lot. In this outing, John Stagliano is a background player recording the flow of action, while Rocco and Felipe join forces as a formidable tag team. Rocco and Felipe are introduced to one another on the beach and immediately begin trolling for asses. Rocco scores first, meeting a topless Sheila in a local disco (yes, she’s topless). He takes her back to his hotel room whereupon Sheila probably gets the fucking of her life judging by the way her eyes roll back in her head. This visual reaction is something that can’t be faked, and Rocco attacks this little (in comparison) waif with unrelenting penis-pounding authority. His prick dwarfs the length of her ass crack (she’s got an intriguing bat tattoo on her butt) as he deposits his load in the best scene of the dvd. Like a bulldozer ripping through the rain forest, Buttman and crew are hell bent on pillaging the natural wonders of Brazil in Buttman Goes To Rio 4. So consuming is their lust that by the end of the dvd, you'd think half the population of Rio's been defoliated instead of four mere (but delicious) mangoes. Stagliano's got the spontaneous feel down pat, with Silvera as his self-effacing sidekick who just can't seem to get laid until the conclusion. Though we mentioned a rain forest in jest, the essence of Rio is captured perfectly when the Buttcrew actually takes a tree-lined tour. Once again Joey's turn is skewered when Tianna jumps Do Da in a moment of killer passion that finds them eating bush amidst the bushes of a public place! Felipe finds a hardbody at the beach to rival his own; soon he's exploring the equatorial depths of Luciana's asshole, and Pal Joey finally gets his just desserts with a saucy Honey, redhead who jerks him to climax. Yes, it's the same darn formula. But dang it all, the series is practically critic-proof, delivering what the viewers want - nice locales, scorching sex and a bit of humour. It's a breezy two hours that makes most pro features drag by comparison.
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