Butt Blassted is basically the renaming and continuation of that superb award-winning anal line that Zupko used to do for another company, one filled with brawny, oil-soaked booties getting brutally banged. Doesn't really matter under whose roof Zupko does his thing, however, as Butt Blassted! is as chock full of remarkably animalistic pornography as was its prior incarnations. Three of its five scenes, all boy/girl couplings save the closing threeway, just flat-out burn, baby. The opener features Porn Valley national treasure Tiffany Mynx, looking more mouth-watering than ever in head to toe black - sunglasses, shiny boots, fetish gloves and form-fitting micro-mini - first engaging in some load-blowing tease (love how she finger fucks her oil-soaked dress right into her tight ass), then getting savagely pounded in her throat, pussy and backdoor by hardnosed Tony T. The closer, meanwhile, has gorgeous, curve-crazy Nicki Hunter - one of the toughest, scorched earth sexual performers around - getting nailed in all three holes by real-life hubby Jason Horne and Mr. T, then taking near-simultaneous loads on her fine, fine face. Seeing a physical specimen this awesome reveling in her utter debauchment is pure porno bliss. As impressive as her and Mynx's scenes are though, the real showstopper belongs to filthy little Hillary Scott, who will make even the most hardened porn hounds blush with her unabashed trash talking. "I'm a dirty filthy motherfucking ass fucking whore," she repeats over and over, like some sort of mantra inspired by the Dark Gods, all but fisting her ass, her voice steadily rising from a whisper to an in-your-face scream. The only thing that shuts her up, in fact, is T's stiff tool, which he shoves through the fishnet mask she wears and down her throat for some of the loudest hardest face fucking action of the year, then into her cunt and finally, of course, her ass before the inevitable facial. Zupko closes things out with a little PA2M - panties to ass to mouth action. Scenes with Lauren Phoenix and Reina Leone are squirtable also (the latter takes a massive glazing). A definite 2006 award winner! Cast: Lauren Phoenix, Tiffany Mynx, Hillary Scott, Reina Leone, Nicki Hunter, Tony T., Denis Marti, Joe Friday, Jason Horne
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