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XXX Training has that just-right combination of love for the adult-vid genre and talent to burn. After a frenzied go-round with Serenity and Ian Daniels, we cut to Serenity sitting in an editing bay. In perfect infomercial mode, she says that porn videos need actors: "What's that, you say? You didn't realize that pornos need actresses? Au contraire, my friend..." as she leads us into a behind the scenes tour through Wicked Studios. The first step is with Zana, a scriptwriter who goes undercover to get real-world background to add realism to her scripts. We see her as a pizza delivery girl, natch. She rings the doorbell, and tan, buffed Lee Stone comes to the door. Naked, except for an apron. His wife is out and she took his money, he explains, as she feverishly takes notes. How can he pay for the pizza? She writes, muttering, "This is good stuff." They do their scene together as she jots down dialogue. Finally the scene climaxes with a facial and her handing him a release to sign. Cut to Serenity reading the completed script: "A pizza delivery scene?!? Can't this fuckin' hack come up with anything better? I could pull a better script outta my - [Sees camera] Oh, hi. As you can see, we got our finished script today, and it looks like we have another winner." Then they have to raise the cash for the production, which Finance Manager Vinny (Rob Spallone) arranges by setting up rich geek Kyle Stone with Lola and Nina Ferrari. Then the video has to be cast. A casting director, a young woman with her hair piled high on her head and a businesslike suit showing some cleavage says straight-facedly that most porn performers have masters or degrees, and it's hard finding performers who meet Wicked's high academic standards. She is then shown auditioning Pat Myne and Jason McCain, seeing if they can maintain concentration while she's fellating them, and finally getting double penetrated for her trouble. Finally, the shoot takes place. Serenity and Kylie Ireland are in Elizabethan dress in a contemporary jail. Good thing they're wearing denim cutoffs underneath. Hilarious tongue-in-cheek dialogue starts their scene. Finally, the post-production, where a caricatured bad porn actor (Anthony Crane) gets morphed into Randy Spears for a scene with Alexa and Serenity. Like Airplane! and before that, Mad magazine, the frame is filled with little throwaway gags too numerous to mention. A fabulous sex comedy! Cast: Serenity, Alexa, Kylie Ireland, Lola, Zana, Nina Ferrari, Friday, Lee Stone, Randy Spears, Kyle Stone, Jason McCain, Pat Myne, Rob Spallone (Non-Sex Role), Jim Enright (Non-Sex Role), Anthony Crane (Non-Sex Role), Others (Non-Sex Roles)
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