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The Uniforms 2 triple dvd set from Relish includes three great British dvds - Irregular Practice 1, Irregular Practice 2, and Customs & Sexcise. Welcome to Irregular Practice 1, Britain's sauciest surgery! Meet Doctor Hornblower, a man armed with many instruments and a loose interpretation of the Hippocratic Oath! A shy but desperate patient has come to see the good doctor complaining of an acute anal problem - his wife refuses to marry him unless he takes her up her aisle! The good doctor proceeds to demonstrate the prescribed technique for anus fuckundus with comely Nurse Pillage as willing volunteer! Meanwhile downstairs in the sperm bank, Mr Stout is having trouble depositing his load in the pot provided. But he need not worry because Nurse Matilda is on hand to provide a patient-friendly environment. Missing the pot completely, Stout hangs around for some post-operative care as Nurse Matilda spoons his creamy spillage into her own DD cup! Back in the waiting room a pretty young girl has lost her voice. Dedicated Nurse Bateman, always more interested in the patient than their disease, offers some very alternative medicine in the shape of her damp pussy and a big pink dildo to soothe the young lady's throat. Before long, she is utterly cured of laryngitis as she moans, groans and screams with ecstasy, and is left instead with a delightful dose of "lesbian-itis"! Upstairs Doctor Vanilla is dealing with a patient complaining of chronic hypochondria. Thinking that he only has hours to live the kindly consultant allows him to take her temperature using a three speed anal tickler that sets their pulses racing, her pussy panting and his knob throbbing! Finally, back in Doctor Hornblower's surgery Miss Tight, a virgin, is on the couch deluded that she is a nymphomaniac. The doctor pulls out his medical "dicktionary" and with the assistance of Nurse Pillage's ample charms proceeds to illustrate how she is somewhat muddled with her terms. Three hours later an enlightened Miss Tight exits declaring all is not lost with our public services, "Thank heavens for the Nation's Horniest Surgery - now I know why they call you the NHS"!! In Irregular Practice 2 we get to sample the nation's horniest surgery at it's most revealing best. Mr Connor's wife is in for plastic surgery and Dr Vas Lene demonstrates the procedure by using a doughnut, a scalpel and a tea bag allowing Mr Connor to get to grips with an already prepared rack. Then, due to budget cuts, all the hospital group therapy sessions have been amalgamated into one. However, it seems that the throwing together of all the patients is a bit of a gamble as temptations take over as they put the group into grope therapy! Next paramedic Pete brings another poor female accident victim back to the hospital. However he tells his driver to take the long the way round as he gets stuck into a totally unnecessary intimate sexual examination. Dr Vas Lene is preparing to take nurses Steph Scope, Cath Eater and Faith Healer through a refresher course in CPR. As the good Dr leaves the room, we find out who the real dummy is as the girls get involved in some heavy action amongst themselves! Nurses Bodgett and Leggett are prepping a burns victim for the world famous surgeon Willy Hackett. As they check his meds, the naughty nurses decide to help the healing process by sexual means. 150 minutes of scorching British hardcore action with a touch of humour from Relish! Finally welcome to the sleazy world of Customs & Sexcise where Uniform meets Licence To Probe. Officers Groper and Grinder have been called in for a debrief with their boss Miss Domina Trix. She reminds them of the cardinal mottos of Customs and Sexcise - To Persecute The Travelling Public and To Tamper With People's Packages! Dissatisfied with their efforts, Miss Domina Trix whips them into action. Having dispensed with Officer Grinder's er...grinder, Miss Trix administers further discipline to Officer Groper's simpering pussy, driving her point home with her favourite fascito nightstick! Back on duty, Grinder gets his hands dirty with Miss Chelsea Fista, whom he suspects of smuggling a trunk load of filthy sex toys. Unimpressed with her claim that they are souvenirs, he plies her various orifices with the tools of the trade to convince himself of her innocence! Meanwhile upstairs in the flight attendants lounge, Mile High and Elena Cross Czech enjoy some pre-flight entertainment. Their pouting pussies like nothing better than to be pummelled with a monster duty free double-ender, giving new meaning to the phrase Deep Vein Thrombosis! Back in the Customs hall Groper, unhappy with a quantity of Italian shoes, makes the passenger pay off the excess. Groper's willing victim is taken to limits that will bring tears to your eyes! Finally, late arriving passenger Miss Anna Spunja arouses the interest of Chief Immigration Officer, Mr Hindrance. Intensive probing is required to determine her cuntry of origin. Slipping her in the back entrance, Groper & Hindrance eventually decide that they're very happy with all her credentials and stamp her passport Double Entry! Cast: Donna Ibbotson (Donna Marie), Karina Clarke, Kat Varga, Natalia, Teoni, Lucy Rush, Michelle Barrett, Sasha Paris, Tamara Noon, Tammie Lee, Taylor Morgan, McKenzie Lee, Angel Long, Lucy Law, Amber, Mesulime Menager, Others
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