Hot on the heels of 1 Night in Paris, Red Light District has followed up with another, uh, celebrity sexpose. 1 Night in Paris featured celebrity sex kitten and heiress to the Hilton fortune, Paris Hilton, while this sequel takes the back road to the bank. 1 Night in China stars Joanie Laurer and Sean Waltman, who in a former career were known as Chyna Doll and X-Pac as part of the World Wrestling Entertainment's bevy of beefed-up wrestling superstars. When Joanie and Sean left their careers and wrestling monikers behind them, anyone would guess it was just a matter of time before they moved on to some form of exploiting their past. Chyna was a badass bitch in the ring and looked quite fetching in that female steroid bodybuilder appeal. Here, Joanie and Sean travel to China (or at least Sean does), obviously to make the China connection. Fifty six minutes of travelogue, seduction, tease and sex. This is a movie that every casually curious porn consumer and porn fan must see. Wrestling fans too will flock to rent and buy. Unlike Hilton in 1 Night in Paris, there's no glee to be had watching a bad girl heiress look like she's thinking, "Fuck you daddy!" while she takes a load on camera. However, Joanie and Sean do have celebrity appeal of a more freakish sort, and will obviously end up on some sort of circuit, probably with a small circus. You have to see this movie. Cast: Joanie Laurer, Sean Waltman
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